Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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