the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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