I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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