once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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