whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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