i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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