I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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