I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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