I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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