Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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