what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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