Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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