Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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