therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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