Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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