so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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