Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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