So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Boobs are out for the taking
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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