in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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