therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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