out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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