Who wears a wallet chain?!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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