is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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time to smoke my breakfast
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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