Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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