glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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