you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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