Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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