I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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