I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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