Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
The ass gains better be worth it
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