Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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