i just had sex bonerless
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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