That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I bet he comes in French.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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