It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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