I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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