4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she smelled like a LAN party
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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