do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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