Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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