I cockslap morals
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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