she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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