The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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