ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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