I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Randomize