There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
This gyro tastes like lonliness
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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