I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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