She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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