Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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