so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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