Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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