He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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