he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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