Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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