Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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