He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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